Sometimes it’s the most silent farts that make the biggest stench. I’m just having some fun and wanna say some things.
Maybe my balls grew since ranking on Feedspot, maybe I’m riding this wave of momentum, or maybe the timing is just right.
So why the fuck would you even name an article this, weirdo?
I guess I just feel that skateboarding is a lot of hot air lately. I’m generally bored by it.
My goal moving forward is to truly return skateboarding to the streets, where it belongs. Moreover, I want to integrate this into communities in need of it.
I’m working locally at this; it’s very important to me.
You see, It’s not always the latest and greatest or the biggest and most death-defying shit that most skateboarders want to see.
Some (probably more than some) want authentic, raw, street skating. DGK comes to mind.
When I see modern skateboarding today, I just don’t see that.
Don’t use a pandemic as an excuse either. Unless you’re not allowed out of your home, which would be so fucked up, then hit the fucking streets up. Hit the fucking hoods ups.
A true skater from the streets would be out there like Frank Fucking Gallagher
I came from the street skating scene of the mid-’90s in Philly and it was fucking amazing!
Shit, I learned a ton from it. How not to be.
Moving forward, I want to place all of my efforts in lower-income communities on the East Coast to start. Norristown, PA specifically.
The scene outside of that can do its thing, that’s cool.
But you know what’s not cool?
- Corporate Strong-arming
- Untrustworthy Charities
- Non-Skateboarders claiming to be Skateboarders
I’ve been the king of the breadcrumb trail for this whole effort, I will not put anyone on blast in these articles, but I will, however, make it damn easy to figure out who I am talking about.
We were humbled to be the number 10 blog/website in Skateboarding, but we got bigger goals.
I’ve never been much of a settler. I am more of an “If you’re not first, you’re last.” kinda guy.
You do the math and give my new homie Anuj’s site a visit.
I’m open to co-existence, but I also believe in karma.
No matter the case, if I strike, when I do it will be Silent but Deadly.